not nearly as funny as you'd think.
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Send chocolate, martinis and email to: sendchocolatenow at the GEEmailz.
That's all she wrote.
cheaper than candy
...half as sweet
Monday.
“Without realizing it we go from an age where we say, ‘My life will be be that,’ to an age where we say, ‘That’s life.’”
Either…or.
Are you getting too much sleep? You’re not alone
Getting consistently more than 9 hours of sleep per night is linked to ‘heart disease, thinking problems and premature death.’
Just found out I’m dying.
There is such a thing as too much sleep?! I call shenanigans.
This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time - Imgur
YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME
AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING
HELP I AM CRY
ROSA!
ASLKDHFDSKAHFD;LSKAHFGDKLS;AGHLKDSHFDL;KSAHFD;LSKHAFGDLSKHG;SAJKDA KLSDHFDSKL;AGHJD;LKGHDSLKAFH!!!!
(Source: ryulongd)
Our kind of convention: the 19th-annual convention of the Association of Lincoln Presenters.
“We’re presenters. We’re not impersonators, necessarily.”
Helloooo, Monday.
I hope they avoid theatres.
Kell fell asleep on the couch one night so we gave him a pillow and a blanket Which we made out of kleenex because we always have those around on our coffee table for when we watch feely stuff
MY HEART
doesn’t even go with my blog but i can’t scroll past this without regretting not reblogging it.
#how does a cat with a kleenex pillow ‘not go with your blog’#what the fuck are you doing with your life
it’s like a kitty sleeping beauty
This is too adorable not to reblog.
(Source: 9percentmilk, via repertoryofdeceit)
#thehobbit in hfr of course. Midnight. And cooooooooold.
#thehobbit
So this is happening… #thehobbit
Someone is really ticket that I turned the TV off.
I know it’s supposed to be easy, but if you cannot manage a grilled PB&J maybe you should stay out of the kitchen?? #recipeonbreadwrapper
Annnd stretch!
