infinitebutterflies:

(via thelovelybones)

ooooh!  Lookit all the pretty colors!

xntrek:

blanddiva11:

xntrek:

pocketcontents:

Not giving her back.

That’s ok, I figured it would happen sooner or later. Hey, do me a solid (as the kids say)? I’m going to send you my address, when you’re bored or simply felt like you had enough, send her on. Happy to pay S&H. Meanwhile, have fun.

Maybe I want her too and am willing to pay double! And have you made her a personalized collage?  I think not, sir. I’ve got dibs.

Dibs? Dibs! I didn’t hear anyone claim shotgun!

Also, where do you get off, with the “I got her a present!” sheesh.

OK, if it’s a bidding war you wan’t, then it’s a bidding war … what? shit? really? fuck … err, I’ve just been informed that due to international treaties and monetary fund transfer laws, that this could be considered trafficking and thus I will need to pull out.

However, if a Mr Montebuyu of the Somalian Escrow Service Contacts you, please do not be surprised.

Does marleymarley want to go to Legoland tomorrow, too?  How about we send the kids and we can sit around and drink wine?

What the hell company am I keeping?

*on that note, I’m going to bed… alone.

marleymarley:

Guys/

I’m with pocketcontents and I think I Might be wearing Sween’s ballcap. It’s the wine we’re drinking. And I’m SO getting to 3rd base tonite if it kills me.

Sounds like a blast.  Watch the kiwi, it’s sneaky. Maybe it wants some wine, too.  Have a glass for me.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot??!

if you want an explanation, (because who can blame you??)  go here

GPOYW hmm which one gets the job done Edition

How did you get so smart? How did you get so wonderful? How bitchy can you get when you allow yourself to be? Where do you want to go more than anywhere else in the world?

Everything I know, I learned from the Internet.  Well, not completely, but close enough. I love to learn, and my goal is to know something when I go to bed that I didn’t know when I awoke that morning. I am interested in everything, truly.

As for being wonderful?  You make me blush! I have no idea if l am wonderful. Pretty sure my kids would beg to differ on that, especially around bedtime. As for being a bitch? I am passionate, and don’t do things halfway. That includes bitchiness. See former sentence. If I am stressed or anxious, I can definitely be irritable. Driving in traffic with kids fighting is a huge trigger for me. I have threatened to make my son walk home. From the freeway. (as if)

Where I want to go more than annnny place else in the world is Ireland. I want to sit in an Irish Pub, listening to the Chieftains and the Pixies and drink a Guinness. I am drawn to Ireland in a way that I cannot fully explain.  I just know it would be like going home, in some strange way.

whisper sweet nothings. (or just ask me a question) come on, it’s cheaper than candy!

legoexpress:

LEGO PC Case by adamandjamie.com

think of all the cool things you can build while you are waiting for… a build!

covertheearth:

My new tweetup attire. (via http://volcanicensemble.blogspot.com)

Oh. My. God.  it burns!  it burns us!

(seriously, fashion geeks?  SERIOUSLY?)

2hookersandan8ball:

What’s your favorite tumblog?

Barbarienne, autismsucks, sendchocolate,drawingtheline

Can I have some vegan chili?

sure…come on over

What’s for dinner tomorrow?

bean pot

http://www.formspring.com/forms/?659171-WBqz6MTKZC

aw thanks!  You are pretty awesome, too.  How’s it feel?

milkglassmao:

Not like, actual bones. If that were the case I would have a serious problem.

No, I mean the show. The TV show.

No one can look at a skeleton and say “these bones were an American!”

I mean, seriously. Fuck.

I like the characters enough to overlook the inconsistencies. But probably because Bones most likely has Asperger’s and I have a warm cockle in my heart for that.

Or I could just be an elitist idiot.  One or the other.

chiclet:

This is what happens when you mix baby squirrels and biology. One daughter was studying for a test and the other (poor Lisa- always at Wendy’s mercy) was her “study guide”. The squirrels were just hanging out as squirrels are wont to do.

S to the I to the M to the P  Squirrrels in my Pants!

blanddiva11:

You’ve missed my flowers, haven’t you?

I understand people being hurt because of cancer, RA, bad Xmas memories, bipolar depression, being out of work, losing pets, bad relationships, abuse, divorce, getting old, and a  myriad of other causes/losses.  But STARS? Really? I’m glad I was out of touch when Favrd left, and I’m really loathe to post even this much, but here it is.

I love you guys, so don’t fall in the snow and hurt your butt. xo

You don’t bring me flowers….anyyyyymore.

pufflepie:

HELP.

You’re so sweet, sending me ice cream.  Right?  Ice Cream Puffle Pie STAT…means you are sending to me?

(via notinfrontoftheklingons)

dress, meh.  Shoes?  Show promise.