January 2010
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I feel like I should be drinking... where's the...
NYE is such a let down. Always feel like I am missing out on…what I don’t know. I have felt that way, all of my life.
I would sit and watch the ball drop with Dick Clark as a kid and think, “When I am older, I will have fun on New Year’s Eve.” And when I was older, I did, for a while. I remember I kissed some guy in a club in my early twenties because I was so...
I somehow agreed to spend New Years Day Lunch w/...
xntrek:
xntrek:
<snipped>I’m just a sleeper agent for an alien race.
OK, 43 back pages of Tumblr should cheer me up in 3 … 2 …
This is my vote. Love this idea, actually.
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“Wit is just sarcasm in a prettier dress.”
– me.
This year.
kaffeineme:
gorillasushi:
I did a lot of stuff. I worked for myself the entire year but I barely scraped by.
Next year? Time to start profiting. Time to make big changes. Time to stop separating the design that makes money and the design that makes me happy.
Time to fucking synergize.
Listen, Sushi. Ping me and let me know when you’ve got the bandwidth in your schedule and we’ll leverage...
HAPPY NEW YEAR EAST COAST TUMBLIES!!
(our turn in 3 hours)
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Do NOT click on this link, it's a rick roll. I got... →
talosix:
nyota:
fuckyeahcutepeopleontumblr:
(via blackwoman)
great, now tumblr is going to become twitter.
That was a real asshole thing to do. Seriously. Grow up.
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Non-sequitur anyone?
Me: JBean needs a bath.
My illustrious JNerd: I’ll get the squeezie cheese.
Uh. WHUT?
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December 2009
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USPTO Awards LOL Patent to IBM →
blanddiva11:
(via rejecter)
OMFG
OMFG IMHO ITA!!
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PSA: If you are female, over 30 and have had...
"having a snack"
Karla Akins, I am just sick for you
blanddiva11:
sendchocolate:
I hope you get this worked out. I would be right where you are right now, beside myself. I am married to a man who, while pedantic at times, keeps me on the straight and narrow with computer security. He works in the computer security field, so I know the ins and outs.
I just posted a blog post to warn others of what you are dealing with so that maybe they can...
Karla Akins, I am just sick for you
I hope you get this worked out. I would be right where you are right now, beside myself. I am married to a man who, while pedantic at times, keeps me on the straight and narrow with computer security. He works in the computer security field, so I know the ins and outs.
I just posted a blog post to warn others of what you are dealing with so that maybe they can learn from this.
I hope that...
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Time-Warner and Fox should both just get bent →
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I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon and it has...
yowhatsthehaps:
I am totally a Rose. Totally.
So, any of you gonna need a roommate in 30 years? Something tells me I’ll be available.
I am so Dorothy. Maybe a little less cynical, less bite. But give me 20 years or so, and I may get there. She just didn’t have enough twinkle in her…she was all thorns and nails. But funny as hell, for sure.
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the updated list
xntrek:
inthefade:
IT IS HERE.
Please let me know if I left you out. Sorry if I did.
I will reply to all your emails later/tomorrow.
Did I fail to be committed to being uncommitted?
How casually formal was I meant to be about this?
Can I be slightly a pain and ask you to use my tumblr link instead of my blog?
http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com
please and thank you!
Unless it's a check, then I want it
felicitousness:
sendchocolate:
While I am on the subject, who asked for all this suck-ass circular junk mail crap? Direct mail campaigns are so wrong. I didn’t order it, I don’t want it. Save the cost and save the trees. Save me the aggravation. Don’t send it.
It’s worth the small headache (and *bonus* free if you do it online) to register to be removed from as many national mailing...
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10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling - The... →
heidigarvin:
This speaks to me.
love this. Clever wording and illustrations are hilarious. More grammar books like this, please. High schoolers will actually remember what they are taught.
To you girls and guys worried about San Fran
frageelaytwit:
Repeat after me: nobody cares that you think you’re fat. Nobody will care if you are, like me, actually fat. The Chicago(ish) Tweetup has not dissolved because its organizer is fat. Nor have the friendships that have deepened as a result of our quarterly shenanigans. On the off chance that anyone does care about your appearance, they can get bent and aren’t worthy of your...
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Unless it's a check, then I want it
I will get on top of the paper this coming year. I am drowning in bills, junk mail, solicitations, coupons… they just keep coming. No sooner do I get rid of one crop, another pile springs up. It’s like an evil hydra of information. I get over 4 bundles of direct mail ads a week, not counting catalogs, bills, and the various normal mailings. I would burn the damn house down to get out...
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“If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He...”
– Dorothy Parker
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IDIOCY IN THE WILD
ronbailey:
piscesinpurple:
frageelaytwit:
terrybain:
toldorknown:
frageelaytwit:
beeborg:
ME: You know the author Anais Nin, she wrote Atlas Shrugged.
DAVE: No, she didn’t. That was Anne Hathaway.
ME: …
DAVE: No. No. It was Anne Frank.
—- end transcription.
This is classic Doofuses conversing. WE ARE BOTH STUPID!
Ann Coulter, duh. GOD. You guys really are stoopid.
AYN...
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narcissisticobscenity & prestonthegnome thanks...
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myrm:
penllawen:
Settling an argument with...
2hookersandan8ball:
Are you bisexual?
yes I am. I’ve had one girlfriend that I miss. Things didn’t work out.
Why are you having a bad day?
I was dating a guy. apparently he was dating someone else and they got engaged on Christmas. She called ion Christmas demanding to know who I am. dating sucks
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?659171-WBqz6MTKZC
Ugh. That does suck! So sorry, it seemed...
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