January 2010
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“If the cat slides down the flagpole, then nobody wins.”
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About Guille & His Photos
portorock:
Why do people fuck w/ the nicest guys? Are you pussies afraid to talk shit (online no less) to someone like me and think messing with the chill guy is ok? Guille, keep posting. As much as your little heart desires, especially since I know how difficult it is for you to do so with your Chàvez-throttled bandwidth. And if anyone’s got a problem with that, lemme know. I’ll set your ass...
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“Is it general dickitude?
Pretty sure it’s Major Asshole.”
– Kaffeineme. (via davio1962)
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Then there were a bunch of pictures of me with...
pocketcontents:
ladawn:
Why did nobody tell me my bra strap was showing?
Because my zit was showing.
Ah, call it fashion and post it anyway. Who will know the difference?
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pocketcontents:
dextercolt:
roguellama:
Hey, Kansas, I see your ban on teaching evolution in schools and raise you the motherfucking DICTIONARY:
CA Schools Ban The Dictionary
Sad vs Sad does not produce a win. Ignorance is bliss? Nope. Just straight up-the-ass ignorance.
“After a parent complained about an elementary school student stumbling across “oral sex” in a classroom dictionary,...
“But what will the president be saying in all these extra interviews? In that...”
– - Mark Steyn (via brendangerous) (via ex-genius)
Good grief. It’s obvious. People are angry. At the status quo. Whichever that is…Republican or Democrat. Whoever is in charge at the time. We are broken, and people want it fixed…they don’t care WHICH party fixes it...
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“According to OECD statistics, Kiwis top the cannabis use charts, with 22 per...”
– ‘Cannabis clubs’ open in NZ (via indefensible)
I haven’t seen it smoked openly here, yet. I have seen a sign for a “smoke out at a local park “smoke it if you got it” as a protest against the criminalisation of marijuana”. I believe that took place this last...
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Women are such DOUCHEBAGS
sarkastickunt:
No, seriously. We are.
We mislead. We lie. We sneak around. We slither on our bellies. We betray trust. We do hurtful crap to people who are kind to us. We do treacherous shit and never look back at the destruction we wreak. We are shallow. We are callous. We are just plain mean.
We are the first to rip a man apart and say “All guys are dogs”, with the same mouth that spoke...
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cranky pants
inthefade:
I get cranky. Sometimes nothing specific brings it on. Sometimes it’s a series of things. It starts out small then it escalates then I’m suddenly hating everything. Everything sucks. Nothing is right. I can’t write a sentence without hating it. I can’t look at a photograph without deleting it. I can’t have a conversation without being annoyed by it. I get to a point where I feel like...
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You snivelling poltroon
(via blanddiva11)
What the french, toast?
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dinner from hell, anyone? →
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First-Person Tetris →
crookedindifference:
(via thememegeneration)
woot.
twisted. awesomeness.
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Donate to Help Haiti
crookedindifference:
(via mzchief:thepoliticalpartygirl:caraobrien)
Here are a few organizations that are working to help those affected by the earthquake that devastated Haiti earlier today. Please donate if you can and pass the information along. American Red Cross Oxfam America Mercy Corps AmeriCares
I have that "mild" stage of depression where...
redcloud:
Just gonna get through today, and see what tomorrow is like.
Even when I was on antidepressants, I’d get kinda like this. It’s a cycle of some kind.
I frequently give advice about things that help with depression. Time to take my own advice. Gonna get out an get some sunlight, for one.
Sunlight and EXERCISE. When I start feeling blue, those help. Also. avoid caffeine, which...
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xntrek asked: Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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Top 10 places YOU can't go to in the world →
crookedindifference:
(via beforeisleep:sarasponda)
8. Club 33 Contrary to popular belief, Disneyland has a full liquor license which is used when the place closes down to the general public to accommodate private parties. But there is one place in Disneyland that is always open to sell booze: Club 33. Club 33 is a private club located in the heart of the New Orleans Square section of...
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In other news...water is wet.
Mark McGwire? steroids? O RLY.
What ever happened to telling the TRUTH?
