cheaper than candy

May 31

So this happened earlier today. . (Taken with instagram)

So this happened earlier today. . (Taken with instagram)

May 28

If I ignore you, will you go away? (Taken with instagram)

If I ignore you, will you go away? (Taken with instagram)

Feeling dotty (Taken with instagram)

Feeling dotty (Taken with instagram)

May 21

There are some advantages to living near Mexico, like real sugar in your Pepsi (Taken with instagram)

There are some advantages to living near Mexico, like real sugar in your Pepsi (Taken with instagram)

May 17

Peacock in a tree (Taken with instagram)

Peacock in a tree (Taken with instagram)

Headed to the sock hop? (Taken with instagram)

Headed to the sock hop? (Taken with instagram)

May 09

pocketcontents: inmi: DAMMIT. I don’t know. But I don’t think I have any matches in this entire house. The worst part is that with this bright lighting, I can’t ignore that I need to shave my legs. Guess I won’t be putting *that* off. Wait a minute. Are you telling me you can’t make fire without matches or a lighter? Don’t you have a gas stove and paper or a wood skewer or chopstick?  I can’t be the only person who’s done this. Hell, I think I’ve even used an electric stove in a pinch. I will not be without lit candles. Have you smelled teenagers? My son always blows out the candles! Light, blow out, relight. That’s how it is around here. He is paranoid about fire. I guess a house fire where you lose everything does that to you. But I like scented candles. I don’t like teenage-boy scent.

pocketcontents:

inmi:

DAMMIT.

I don’t know. But I don’t think I have any matches in this entire house.

The worst part is that with this bright lighting, I can’t ignore that I need to shave my legs. Guess I won’t be putting *that* off.

Wait a minute. Are you telling me you can’t make fire without matches or a lighter? Don’t you have a gas stove and paper or a wood skewer or chopstick? 

I can’t be the only person who’s done this. Hell, I think I’ve even used an electric stove in a pinch. I will not be without lit candles. Have you smelled teenagers?

My son always blows out the candles! Light, blow out, relight. That’s how it is around here. He is paranoid about fire. I guess a house fire where you lose everything does that to you. But I like scented candles. I don’t like teenage-boy scent.

Apr 28

brainsbitsandgeekiness:

so my current mood is something between this

and this

also this is my last day of being 17 WHAT

UNACCEPTABLE

Apr 27

Parenting 101

my son: ::singing::: “I’m sexy and I know it!
me: Son, NEVER sing that again.
son: …
me: unless you add ::wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle:::
my son: you SCARE me!
me: I have to keep you off-balance. Just when you think I’m going to zig, I’m going to zag!”
my son: …   -I’m never driving with you again!

Pontifications upon Martin Luther

“Luther, you are monk!”

                     - my daughter, spinning the “you are drunk” meme. Because, hey, everything is funny after 3 a.m., man.

puffypie: inkblotoftheday: Inkblot of the Day #85 Instructions: Tell me what you see. -Enjoy I’m going to follow this blog and just spit out what I see: An xray of a pelvis, with cancer in the bones. Some kind of critter with antennae. A woman menstruating. Escaped ovum who don’t want to become babies and therefore leaving the ovaries through the wrong doors. two people hugging giant crabs getting ready to fight bodybuilders

puffypie:

inkblotoftheday:

Inkblot of the Day #85

Instructions: Tell me what you see.

-Enjoy

I’m going to follow this blog and just spit out what I see:

An xray of a pelvis, with cancer in the bones.

Some kind of critter with antennae.

A woman menstruating.

Escaped ovum who don’t want to become babies and therefore leaving the ovaries through the wrong doors.

two people hugging

giant crabs getting ready to fight

bodybuilders

(via redcloud)

Use the force

Daughter: “What’s another way to say “shift gears?”
Me: “Change tactics? Go another way? Change tracks?”
Daughter: “No, that’s not right.”
Me: “Oh, then how about…
LIGHT SPEED TO ENDOR!”

moral: never ask a parent for homework help after 2 a.m.

Apr 22

Recaptcha, you are DRUNk (Taken with instagram)

Recaptcha, you are DRUNk (Taken with instagram)

She has my boots again. Score 1-1 (Taken with instagram)

She has my boots again. Score 1-1 (Taken with instagram)