not nearly as funny as you'd think.


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Send chocolate, martinis and email to: sendchocolatenow at the GEEmailz.

That's all she wrote.

cheaper than candy

...half as sweet

Karate Dance Party!

This art brought to you by the letters C-A-T. I call it Black Cat, White Gee. And the gee (karate uniform) started out clean, of course.

This is not a hockey puck. It is the illusive Ding Dong captured in its native habitat.

Look what my husband just found in the back of our cupboard. Wonder if we could pay for daughter`s tuition? Let’s start the bidding at $45… heh.

My friend`s cat can make yourself comfortable on anything.

So the screen at the theater was flickering and the sound was muffled so we got a refund and went to a different theater…. #pitchperfect

A picture of my Pitch Perfect ticket in a darkened theater. #pluggedin #putthephoneaway

i-spectra:

PLEASE STOP SCROLLING, PLEASE. I’M BEGGING YOU.

This is my niece and nephew, Kyra and Mosaiah Mills with their father - my brother - Brian Mills. Twenty nine days ago they were abducted by their non-custodial mother. Brian, is at his wits end and going out of his mind trying to find two out of his three babies. He is staying strong but he doesn’t know where to turn anymore. The police have some leads but nothing useful so far. If you have any suggestions on searching for them please let me know. They are suspected to be in the Greater Burbank area But Candra and her partner Traci have ties in Georgia too.

This is my niece and nephew. My family. Please. Please help if you can, reblog this and get as much word out as possible.

signal boost.

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thejohnblog:

The good stuff.

“aaaaauuuuggggghhhh!” said your opener.

This is Me

Name: Tina

Height: 5’5”

Eye Color: Brown

Birthday: July

Favorite color: Purple. And Red. Both passionate. Not at the same time, no Red Hat Society for me! Also deep forest green. I like color.

Best school subject(s): English & History. Anything where I could write and B.S. my way through it.

Mac or PC: Mac. Mac

Current shirt color: Red

Gamer?: Not a lot. I like puzzle games, like Match 3 for relaxing. Kind of mindless and don’t require a lot of concentration

Day or night: Well, since it is after 3 a.m. we can assume I am a died-in-the-wool night owl, since just about birth

Celebrity crush: My celebrity crushes are not actors, but the characters they play. David Tennant as the 9th Doctor, Colin Firth as Darcy… that kind of thing. Pathetic, yeah?

Coffee?: All. Day. Long.

Favorite Food: not sure I have one…it really just depends upon my mood.

pocketcontents:

Rollins CEP3 by bahtah on Flickr.

He was barely 20. No father. The only son in his family. He enlisted in the Navy by choice. He didn’t wait for the draft.

He married my mom while home on leave between a one-year tour in Adak, AK and shipping off for Chu Lai, Vietnam in 1966.

I was born three years later. I am their oldest child. My brother came along three years after that.

I know more about his tour in Vietnam from these pictures than any stories ever told during my childhood. I don’t know how it changed him, because I don’t know who he was before. I just know that it did. How could it not?

I could have written this with a couple of exceptions. My parents were already married when my dad enlisted. He left when I was three, and came back when I was around 4.5. My parents are still happily married. He has found peace over the years, but the nightmares still wake him, even still. He doesn’t talk about it, but has recently begun reuniting with the members of his platoon. He came home angry. Really, really angry. And over the years, with a lot of mistakes, he came to terms with it. We are close now. We weren’t always.

marleymarley:

One in every color, please.

yes, please.

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bouncingdodecahedrons:

ifelay:

“So my friend gave her rabbit a cherry” … - Imgur

Yes, this is old, but still worth of reblog.  Quick. someone get the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

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