not nearly as funny as you'd think.


@sendchocolate on twitter...


Send chocolate, martinis and email to: sendchocolatenow at the GEEmailz.

That's all she wrote.

cheaper than candy

...half as sweet

pocketcontents:

clambistro:

1. My hair was so fucking long last year!

2. HUMAN BEANS

I like beans. 

Beans give me gas. That’s why I often use Beano.

  1. shorterexcerpts said: I’m now imagining an alternate universe where Sammy Hagar sings about “Humans Bean-ing” during the movie Twister
  2. sendchocolate reblogged this from pocketcontents and added:
    Beans give me gas. That’s why I often use Beano.
  3. bindiboo reblogged this from clambistro
  4. iateacookie said: !
  5. inspector-snuggles said: Must be a Borrower…
  6. pocketcontents reblogged this from clambistro and added:
    I like beans.
  7. clambistro posted this
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