not nearly as funny as you'd think.
@sendchocolate on twitter...
Send chocolate, martinis and email to: sendchocolatenow at the GEEmailz.
That's all she wrote.
cheaper than candy
...half as sweet
1. My hair was so fucking long last year!
2. HUMAN BEANS
I like beans.
Beans give me gas. That’s why I often use Beano.
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I’m now imagining an alternate universe where Sammy Hagar sings about “Humans Bean-ing” during the movie Twister
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Beans give me gas. That’s why I often use Beano.
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damn that is some goddess hair
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Must be a Borrower…
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pocketcontents reblogged this from clambistro and added:
I like beans.
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