not nearly as funny as you’d think.@sendchocolate on twitter…Send chocolate, martinis and email to: sendchocolatenow at the GEEmailz. That’s all she wrote.Tumblr (3.0; @sendchocolate)http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5a9d9d1902e8c323a863b9cbaa915e0b/tumblr_mlnu4mPGQU1qzzvk6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://atsirhc.tumblr.com/post/48612294206/i-cant-be-the-only-one" class="tumblr_blog">atsirhc</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I can’t be the only one.</p></blockquote> <p>Me, but less profanity because kids in car.</p>http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/48629008975http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/48629008975Mon, 22 Apr 2013 12:19:51 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e524b103e8af82abd925e8a6063dd4b7/tumblr_mlnrdjEGB81qz8t7bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funsizebytes.com/post/48613301328/equipment" class="tumblr_blog">tj</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“Equipment”</p></blockquote> <p>The security guard has a camera in his pants?!</p>http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/48628716451http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/48628716451Mon, 22 Apr 2013 12:15:24 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/16a1b39c9744ef9b52c5d67816ad4891/tumblr_mlnw9kYRHP1qgu79so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://awordoraline.tumblr.com/post/48614414299/monday-without-realizing-it-we-go-from-an-age" class="tumblr_blog">awordoraline</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Monday.</p> <p>“Without realizing it we go from an age where we say, ‘My life will be be that,’ to an age where we say, ‘That’s life.’”</p></blockquote> <p>Either…or.</p>http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/48628347758http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/48628347758Mon, 22 Apr 2013 12:10:07 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd86ade770178c7577926bf0b338625e/tumblr_mlnpt0PpnC1qd4vugo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://laineydiamond.com/post/48615975025/mothernaturenetwork-are-you-getting-too-much" class="tumblr_blog">laineydiamond</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://mothernaturenetwork.tumblr.com/post/48611798040/are-you-getting-too-much-sleep-youre-not-alone" class="tumblr_blog">mothernaturenetwork</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://www.mnn.com/health/healthy-spaces/stories/are-you-getting-too-much-sleep-youre-not-alone">Are you getting too much sleep? You’re not alone</a></strong></p> <p>Getting consistently more than 9 hours of sleep per night is linked to ‘heart disease, thinking problems and premature death.’</p></blockquote> <p>Just found out I’m dying.</p></blockquote> <p>There is such a thing as too much sleep?! I call shenanigans.</p>http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/48627876523http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/48627876523Mon, 22 Apr 2013 12:02:42 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/01a6c960f076a5d282f34317b469f1ad/tumblr_mjqx4llWKx1qkmejdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ro-s-aspa-rks.tumblr.com/post/48616288938/sunny1-luckstergal-bellisadinosaur-this" class="tumblr_blog">ro-s-aspa-rks</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sunny1.tumblr.com/post/48616215821/luckstergal-bellisadinosaur-this-baby-owl">sunny1</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://luckstergal.tumblr.com/post/48517395907/bellisadinosaur-this-baby-owl-hit-our-window">luckstergal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bellisadinosaur.tumblr.com/post/48322560692">bellisadinosaur</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time - Imgur</p> </blockquote> <p>YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME</p> <p>AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING</p> </blockquote> <p>HELP I AM CRY</p> </blockquote> <p>ROSA!</p> </blockquote> <p>ASLKDHFDSKAHFD;LSKAHFGDKLS;AGHLKDSHFDL;KSAHFD;LSKHAFGDLSKHG;SAJKDA KLSDHFDSKL;AGHJD;LKGHDSLKAFH!!!!</p></blockquote>http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/48627825581http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/48627825581Mon, 22 Apr 2013 12:02:06 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/239f4231c765dd82c28e6aed192906ee/tumblr_mlnqyu6Q2j1qd9dz2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pocketcontents.tumblr.com/post/48621905001/nprfreshair-our-kind-of-convention-the" class="tumblr_blog">pocketcontents</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://nprfreshair.tumblr.com/post/48614660835/our-kind-of-convention-the-19th-annual-convention" class="tumblr_blog">nprfreshair</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Our kind of convention: the 19th-annual convention of the Association of Lincoln Presenters.</p> <p><a href="http://www.amusingplanet.com/2013/04/abraham-lincoln-lookalikes-gather-for.html">Amusing Planet:</a></p> <blockquote> <p>“We’re presenters. We’re not impersonators, necessarily.” </p> </blockquote></blockquote> <p>Helloooo, Monday.</p></blockquote> <p>I hope they avoid theatres.</p>http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/48626607705http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/48626607705Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:42:51 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ca1cec3e34e05be54e4721dde928dc5/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/efe04788853a9391963d705101f77251/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/028476eec6efa0daf6881024770b92cc/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e83aec9c352f77ebb146c010d892fd6/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a29d773c960eceab1abcff06344bf3d/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4b4e69bf4f08f0b77a350d8732789a4/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91081344cdbd489c5c2e2f76db094022/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>This is not okay.</p>http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/48626291836http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/48626291836Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:37:42 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jwwub8Od1qcrc9po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://illuminators.tumblr.com/post/47898053973/ofdarklands-browneyedcunt-jillstrif">illuminators</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ofdarklands.tumblr.com/post/33143909465/browneyedcunt-jillstrif-heyfunniest-kell">ofdarklands</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://browneyedcunt.tumblr.com/post/33119303202/jillstrif-heyfunniest-kell-fell-asleep-on">browneyedcunt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jillstrif.tumblr.com/post/33081718304/heyfunniest-kell-fell-asleep-on-the-couch-one">jillstrif</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <blockquote> <div> <p>Kell fell asleep on the couch one night<span> </span>so we gave him a pillow and a blanket<span> </span>Which we made out of kleenex<span> </span>because we always have those around on our coffee table for when we watch feely stuff</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>MY HEART</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>doesn’t even go with my blog but i can’t scroll past this without regretting not reblogging it.</p> </div> </blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/how-does-a-cat-with-a-kleenex-pillow-%27not-go-with-your-blog%27">#how does a cat with a kleenex pillow ‘not go with your blog’</a><span></span><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/what-the-fuck-are-you-doing-with-your-life">#what the fuck are you doing with your life</a></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>it’s like a kitty sleeping beauty</p> </blockquote> <p>This is too adorable not to reblog.</p>http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/48625555658http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/48625555658Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:25:08 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a69efdc31189ce82c2d223e660cd3541/tumblr_mifhp3JzXX1qd57r9o1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c31d161d2519c8ac3b90bcad08e43c28/tumblr_mifhp3JzXX1qd57r9o2_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://thefrogman.me/post/43515645772/anything-about-nothing-by-kelly-angel-website" class="tumblr_blog">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Anything about Nothing</strong> by Kelly Angel [<a href="http://www.anythingcomic.com/">website</a> | <a href="http://kellyangel.tumblr.com/">tumblr</a> | <a href="https://twitter.com/TheKangel">twitter</a>]</p></blockquote>http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/43555205121http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/43555205121Wed, 20 Feb 2013 00:24:55 -0800whoneedssleepGPOY<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3fc67f93f013fd4375c18be17761349a/tumblr_mf0cn1ohhI1qzyt01o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#thehobbit in hfr of course. Midnight. And cooooooooold.</p>http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/37894262248http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/37894262248Thu, 13 Dec 2012 22:28:13 -0800thehobbit<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac1909ce9eeefd72c3a66e0053331e28/tumblr_mf0ap0xymv1qzyt01o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#thehobbit</p>http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/37892426202http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/37892426202Thu, 13 Dec 2012 21:46:11 -0800thehobbit<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8068a3ec4184e6f6971ce79822a7887/tumblr_mf0amj3xjG1qzyt01o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So this is happening… #thehobbit</p>http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/37892355464http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/37892355464Thu, 13 Dec 2012 21:44:43 -0800thehobbit<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mduwdedXaz1qzyt01o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Someone is really ticket that I turned the TV off.</p>http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/36232582351http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/36232582351Wed, 21 Nov 2012 13:15:13 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdt41yu4kc1qzyt01o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I know it’s supposed to be easy, but if you cannot manage a grilled PB&J maybe you should stay out of the kitchen?? #recipeonbreadwrapper</p>http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/36163033633http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/36163033633Tue, 20 Nov 2012 14:05:58 -0800recipeonbreadwrapper<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdsz2geY161qzyt01o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Annnd stretch!</p>http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/36155170050http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/36155170050Tue, 20 Nov 2012 12:18:16 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdsz0hBZoP1qzyt01o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Annnd sretch</p>http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/36155089584http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/36155089584Tue, 20 Nov 2012 12:17:05 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdsyycLRpv1qzyt01o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Karate Dance Party!</p>http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/36155002922http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/36155002922Tue, 20 Nov 2012 12:15:48 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdst0xTf8V1qzyt01o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This art brought to you by the letters C-A-T. I call it Black Cat, White Gee. And the gee (karate uniform) started out clean, of course.</p>http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/36147717576http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/36147717576Tue, 20 Nov 2012 10:07:45 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mds0cb5kdx1qzyt01o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is not a hockey puck. It is the illusive Ding Dong captured in its native habitat.</p>http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/36128034361http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/36128034361Mon, 19 Nov 2012 23:48:11 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdpyd6uDv81qzyt01o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look what my husband just found in the back of our cupboard. Wonder if we could pay for daughter`s tuition? Let’s start the bidding at $45… heh.</p>http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/36047837524http://sendchocolate.tumblr.com/post/36047837524Sun, 18 Nov 2012 21:10:04 -0800