not nearly as funny as you'd think.


@sendchocolate on twitter...


Send chocolate, martinis and email to: sendchocolatenow at the GEEmailz.

That's all she wrote.

cheaper than candy

...half as sweet

ro-s-aspa-rks:

a-sarahdivided:

mothernaturenetwork:

Cory Booker to the rescue, free Hot Pockets for Newark
Newark’s mayor receives windfall thanks to his tireless social media magic.

Cory Booker 2016.

Cory Booker for everything always.

I think this man is a superhero. Moar leaders like this pls.

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