not nearly as funny as you'd think.


@sendchocolate on twitter...


Send chocolate, martinis and email to: sendchocolatenow at the GEEmailz.

That's all she wrote.

cheaper than candy

...half as sweet

neutralangel:

As a law student, I can confirm this. It’s Art. IV, § 13101 et seq. The Pastry Acts.

I wonder where chocolate cake falls in the Constitution?

(Source: bellecs)