cheaper than candy

redcloud:

1. Coffee is my shepherd; I shall not yawn.
2. It maketh me get up out of a warm bed: it leadeth me to the kitchen.
3. It restoreth my brain: it leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name’s sake.
4. Yea, though I may wake in the valley of the shadows of early morning, I shall fear no drowsiness: for thou art with me; thy caffeine and thy other xanthine alkaloids comfort me.
5. Thou sitteth on the table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my tongue with minor burns; If I’m not careful, my cup runneth over.
6. Surely lattes and mochas shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of freshly ground beans for ever.

THIS is a prayer I can get behind.