not nearly as funny as you'd think.

@sendchocolate on twitter...

Send chocolate, martinis and email to: sendchocolatenow at the GEEmailz.

That's all she wrote.

cheaper than candy

...half as sweet




Cory Booker to the rescue, free Hot Pockets for Newark
Newark’s mayor receives windfall thanks to his tireless social media magic.

Cory Booker 2016.

Cory Booker for everything always.

I think this man is a superhero. Moar leaders like this pls.

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